Old Des Moines sewers are now historical structures and can't be fixed.

Rush Limbaugh takes one right in the kisser. Revenge? Please?

The Nobel Biggest-Liberal Prize.

When the law makes some people "more equal than others", you just breed more hatred and resentment all round.

Australia is uniquely susceptible to the High Church of Global Warming.

Looks like Europeans can be racists too. Right?

Fight a war, or don't fight one; don't try to do both at the same time.

Why, exactly, is it illegal to use new medicines before the FDA says you can?

America can't take Al Qaeda's newest technique sitting down.

Medical journals would rather lie than admit the Pope is right about AIDS prevention.