John McCain loves his country too much.

Can the media sweep their chosen candidate into office?

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

Does John McCain want to beat Barack Obama? Then start fighting him!

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.

So near and yet so far!