The most critical weapon of the biased liberal news is the power to decide what IS news.

What's to keep people from committing crimes when they aren't likely to be caught? Only their personal self-control, driven by their innermost sense of justice.

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Missile defense and the dating game.

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

Shouldn't couples be expected to tell each other the truth about "essential qualities" of their upcoming marriage?

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

The yearning to restrict other people's choices is a pretty good definition of a liberal.