Green is the new black-and-red.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Do we really want to pay $3.5 Billion to change all the vending machines in the US, so they accept new bills that blind people can tell apart?

No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.

Barack Obama has the wrong catchphrase.

If too many fatherless children grow up to be barbarians instead of becoming members of civilized society, the society will collapse.

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.

And be proud of it?

It's shockingly simple...