Barack Obama has the wrong catchphrase.

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.

And be proud of it?

It's shockingly simple...

A car dealer makes a mint from Obama's gaffes.

You'd expect there to be a decreasing number of polar bears out there. You'd be wrong.

Any financial adviser will tell you to keep two months' salary in the bank in case of an unforeseen disaster. Shouldn't the country?

They were "only following orders"...

So near and yet so far!

When the paper is not to their liking, bureaucracies tend to have hissy-fits and throw their weight around.