Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

The most critical weapon of the biased liberal news is the power to decide what IS news.

What's to keep people from committing crimes when they aren't likely to be caught? Only their personal self-control, driven by their innermost sense of justice.

John McCain loves his country too much.

Can the media sweep their chosen candidate into office?

There's just no pleasing some people!

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

The yearning to restrict other people's choices is a pretty good definition of a liberal.

Because some states don't want to execute rapists, it's unconstitutional for any state to do so?