Can the media sweep their chosen candidate into office?

There's just no pleasing some people!

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

By pulling its funds from Europe, Iran is sending a message to the world: Nyah, nyah!

Does John McCain want to beat Barack Obama? Then start fighting him!

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

The days of Westerners traveling with safety, even in benighted lands, are over.

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.