A federal judge is considering ordering immediate naturalization of would-be citizens, with no background investigations or document checks.

John McCain loves his country too much.

Can the media sweep their chosen candidate into office?

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Mr. Obama has exposed the existing black leadership as a bunch of liars. But...

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

Should a drivers' license have anything to do with the ability to drive a vehicle safely?

Does John McCain want to beat Barack Obama? Then start fighting him!