Two thumbs down for Florida's Charlie Crist.

Three cheers for Arizona's new anti-illegal-alien law.

Obama strikes a blow for individual freedom! Pick us up off the floor!

There is nothing wrong with a voter literacy test, if administered fairly.

Well, why not?

We have no choice but to take back the public schools. The conservative majority on Texas' Board of Education have won the first victory in that great battle.

Keep fighting for health care reform, Mr. Obama! You're just destroying your own party.

We're sick of Democrats getting away with crimes that would lock Republicans away for life.

Stop worrying about playground insults, and start worrying about legalized murder.

In which we take a short trip off the deep end.