Obama lies shamelessly, accusing innocents of crimes he himself blatantly commits.

An environmentalist becomes an object lesson on why we like cars.

Obama's illegal-alien aunt understands welfare better than he does. And she's easier to understand when she speaks, too.

If Tea Partiers are all racists, Sen. Robert Byrd was a thousand times so.

A little light-hearted fuse-lighting.

Not much.

There's only one good argument in favor of open borders, and it's a fatuous one.

Obama and the political profundities of Dr. Seuss.

Oh, that wascally Pwesident!

The power of pithiness.