Obama's illegal-alien aunt understands welfare better than he does. And she's easier to understand when she speaks, too.

If Tea Partiers are all racists, Sen. Robert Byrd was a thousand times so.

You can fool all of the people some of the time... and Obama's time of fooling is just about up.

A little light-hearted fuse-lighting.

There's only one good argument in favor of open borders, and it's a fatuous one.

Obama and the political profundities of Dr. Seuss.

Oh, that wascally Pwesident!

Now we are specially searching passengers from Muslim countries? What took us so long?

The power of pithiness.

Does nobody care about "aiding and abetting" criminals anymore?