The Chinese Communists were too nice at Tiananmen Square, says Obama's new National Council of Intelligence chairman.

Even snoops can get into trouble by being snooped on by others.

Americans aren't talking enough about race, says the chief law enforcement officer of the United States.

Nothing good can come, for anybody, from any violence to the President.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Looks like the demented among us are sane enough to have identified a new place to safely assault unarmed victims: their local Democratic Party HQ.

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.