America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

Does "Grand Theft Auto" incite murder? What should we do about it?

Looks like the demented among us are sane enough to have identified a new place to safely assault unarmed victims: their local Democratic Party HQ.

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

A professional law-enforcement officer has re-learned the lessons of history and is offering people who live under his jurisdiction a chance to protect themselves.

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Missile defense and the dating game.

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.