Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

Does John McCain want to beat Barack Obama? Then start fighting him!

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.

We've all wished someone dead at one time or another.

So near and yet so far!

No man who is willing to subject himself to additional years of torture out of duty and loyalty to his comrades-in-arms can ever be truly called a scoundrel.

Like the Terminator, if there's just one finger still working, she'll drag herself forward by that one finger.

Hillary believes herself to be a better candidate for the Democrats, and a better President for the country, than Barack Obama.