The last of the Kennedys meets his Maker.

Barack Obama takes on a new job: Partner of God.

Are Democrats saying that Michelle Obama is not descended from a monkey?

A program to collect money for Atlanta homeless failed - or did it?

The Chinese Communists were too nice at Tiananmen Square, says Obama's new National Council of Intelligence chairman.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.