Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

To our surprise, John McCain has made an excellent proposal which, unlike almost every other politically-inspired "solution" to our energy problems, would most likely work.

By pulling its funds from Europe, Iran is sending a message to the world: Nyah, nyah!

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

What sort of person sets out to intentionally destroy wealth?

At this time of record train ridership and outrageously increasing prices at the gas pump, we have the opportunity to make a change for the better.

The days of Westerners traveling with safety, even in benighted lands, are over.

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.

Barack Obama has the wrong catchphrase.