When in American history has a step backwards been viewed as progress?

But not by us, for once!

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

"Results that raise questions about climate change theories." Well, that's one way to put it...

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Toddlers who say "yuck" when given flavorful foreign food may be exhibiting racist behavior, a British government-sponsored organization says.

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

How to tell people who are genuinely concerned with the environment, from the power-hungry thieves.