Three Kids and a Scooter

What's true equality?

If you've got a few minutes to think about a social justice issue, please consider the following classic dilemma:

Take three kids and a scooter.  Anne says the scooter should be given to her because she's the only one who knows how to ride it.  Bob says the scooter should be handed to him as he's so poor he has no other toys to play with.  Carla says the scooter is hers because it's the fruit of her labor - she did the research, rounded up the materials, and built it by the sweat of her brow.

How do we decide between these three claims?  They're all equally vehement.  Are they all equally legitimate?

We at Scragged don't believe that there are three legitimate claims.  We recognize only one: Carla's.  The scooter belongs to Carla because she made it; it would equally be hers if she had bought it with her own money.

Our sense of pity and charity speak to the plights of the other two and would lead us to recommend to Carla to put the scooter to the best possible use, but we can't lend the other two claims any sort of inherent legitimacy.  We thought we'd throw this issue out to you for your comments.

We'd particularly like to understand more about the type of thinking that lends some people to believe that the other two claims on the scooter are valid in any sense at all, or should be enforceable somehow.

Our current political climate would appear to say, "Force Carla to make two more scooters and make Anne teach them all how to ride."  Is that representative of current thinking, or would the politically correct notion be to take the scooter from Carla and give it to one of the others?  If so, which one?  And who decides?

Too bad you can't just share the scooter - with Audrey Hepburn.
If only politics were like the movies!
Will Offensicht is a staff writer for Scragged.com and an internationally published author by a different name.  Read other Scragged.com articles by Will Offensicht or other articles on Economics.
Reader Comments
"Force Carla to make two more scooters and make Anne teach them all how to ride"

Exactly.
February 12, 2010 8:44 AM
Have Carla go on strike; meanwhile she can sabotage the scooter, and build another elsewhere, should she choose.
Is she willing to go to prison for the sanctity of her life?
February 12, 2010 9:06 AM
Ben, I hope you're not serious.

I'm sure that you would be the first to oppose slavery, but in agreeing with that statement, you've advocated slavery. Forcing Carla and Anne to do something is slavery by a different name, but it's still slavery.

Liberty requires us to have agency over our own lives and property (that which obtain through our own efforts without violating others' rights to the same).
February 12, 2010 9:41 AM
Sounds like Carla needs a union with legally enforceable work-rules to keep her from doing anything useful at all. Problem solved!
February 12, 2010 9:41 AM
Of course I'm not serious.

I meant that that was exactly what the current political climate is inclined towards.
February 12, 2010 9:56 AM
Bob should mug Carla for the scooter and sell it to Anne.
Carla should sue for criminal damages and win criminal compensation that will pay for the scooter 10 fold.
Bob would get probation and the root of his problem will be identified: The State will give him a scooter, riding lessons, 3 squares a day, therapy, some days out with his family at a resort of their own choosing.
Everyone is content and in profit.
February 12, 2010 10:24 AM
Our current political climate would appear to say: An authority figure seizes the scooter and uses it to give shoes to the children. Bob gets FootJoys and Anne gets RedWings. Carla gets refurbished flip flops; wearing flip flops while riding or building scooters is prohibited.
February 12, 2010 11:45 AM
Carla should say that she would trade her knowledge of how to make a scooter to Bob. In exchange for Bob making a scooter for Carla. Carla should then offer to trade a scooter to Anne in exchange for instruction on how to ride the scooter. Bob then, with the knowledge of how to build a scooter can make one for himself.

Thats how you make everyone happy. That is Capitalism.
February 13, 2010 6:00 PM
Analogies are apparently the favored literary mechanism here at Scragged. They are, however, a dishonest way of making an argument. If you can't make an argument on its own merits, instead using a necessarily imperfect comparison to something else, then it's probably not a good argument to begin with.

Take the scooter for instance. Who is it that is proposing taking a scooter from anyone? If the answer is nobody, then what is the scooter supposed to represent? Our wages? Then this article is another one if your many tirades (in disguise) against welfare. What does knowing how to drive the scooter represent? Knowing how to use money?? What does Carla making two more scooters represent, and what is the difference from just taking the first scooter she made?

I can't tell, are you advocating a tax rate of 0%, or just advocating eliminating all welfare?

And if you are honestly trying to find out the motivation of people who...think it's ok to take other people scooters...then why mix in backhanded insults to their way of thinking?
February 13, 2010 6:33 PM
"Carla should say that she would trade her knowledge of how to make a scooter to Bob. In exchange for Bob making a scooter for Carla. Carla should then offer to trade a scooter to Anne in exchange for instruction on how to ride the scooter. Bob then, with the knowledge of how to build a scooter can make one for himself.

Thats how you make everyone happy. That is Capitalism."

The best approach to this is to take the scooter away from everyone, then punish Carla for creating another vehicle for producing toxic gasses.

Because these are all children, the parents should be punished because riding a scooter at such a young age, or at any time, could create a situation which could hurt or damage the children. Also, the scooter would be influencing childhood obesity because the children would be using a scooter to get back and forth between places that they could walk.

This here, in a perfect and progressive world, would reason enough to take the kids away and protect our mother the earth.

(Too bad I'm being sarcastic, I think I would make a good liberal!)
February 13, 2010 7:45 PM
First of fall all the three characters are not happy with poor political condition.

I think Carla should engaged Bob to be a employed then obviously he will also earn enough money to
buy scooter.

And the remain Anne" Both Bob and Carla need to give money to Anne as a Teacher.

Only after that they all will be happy
March 3, 2010 11:32 PM
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